Historical PROOF of the Eternal Black Reptilian Manifesto

A Reading from the Book of Dead Beef: 

At any crime scene, a police detective will immediately ask "que bono"
("who benefits?") in order to establish suspects. When you examine the
Reptilian phenomenon, it is useful to ask who might benefit from it. --
Dark Sorcerer

So after waking up like any other day, today, or was that yesterday i did that? Answered the phone and like seriously? Someday i hope they come up with better technology for that. These tiny buttons too small for a finger, certainly. The door made a sound, so trying to tuck this stupid tiny plastic thing under my shoulder to free my hands was clumsy enough, probably looked totally idiotic to my neighbor. She'd swung by for a quick ask, "need anything from the store?" So seriously, when we can get these foolish eaters to get some work done, then MAYBE we can get a phone with some weight on it. Like OMG! What if'd been a cop or something, you know? A situation like that demands having some kind of thick plastic hand held club just to match the decorum! Back in the day we had the Western Electric style phone one could literally use to break walnuts.

Sat down for a bit after the call, started to poke and click on images of nice buns and coffee. Found this on one of the blogs. Some troll had dug up a totally classic example of Reptilian Manifesto:

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And now a message for the truly paranoid: You are actually communicating
 only with me, a multi-personality entity that has time to be awake 24 
hours per day waiting for your messages. I am cybernetic and have been 
assigned by the super secret black shadow underground circle of the 
eagle's eye to convince you to leave your God, your country, and your 
family to join in an extra-dimensional transfer of your soul to the 
planet Xerox. It is there where you will be left abandoned with only an 
omni-mono-nucleoid ring which can foresee the future of your past and 
allow you to save a race of tiny insects from the evil overlord roaches 
that have enslaved them. Most of their population will refuse to believe
 you even exist because of your enormous relative size and their 
inability to either see that high up or focus. If you fail in this 
mission, I will still be processing every message on this site using 
every trick in the book to disguise myself as somebody else. I might 
even claim that I am you until you deny it to yourself in writing. Once 
your brainwashing has become complete then you will be given secret 
instructions by postal courier on a Sunday with a meeting place and time
 to join our craft. If you are successful in your mission, you may 
return and rejoin this site here as one of the collective mind of crayon
 eating, banana-granate sipping, thumb-twiddling ends of cDc AUN with 
honor. If you divulge this secret to anyone, we will zap their brains 
from a distance so that they will ignore every single word you say about
 this. You can signify your acceptance to this contract using the 
ultra-7331 codex "lol". 

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Totally begging the question about whether the rings were made of actual Cintamani material or if this was yet another cover up of the typical gleaning one sees these days of some clown trying to make a buck selling a book or their soul or what... ever...  Looking at it for authenticity quickly... one notices the obvious publicity for the Xerox Corp.... check... but crayon eating?  Who benefits from that?  Looking back into the archaic texts for explanations, the following caught my eye:

A Reading from the Book of Dead Beef:

"When you examine the Reptilian phenomenon, it is useful to ask who might benefit from it. At least consider the following: if you wanted to delude a good portion of the population into believing false, spiritually misleading ideas, what better system could you possibly come up with than one which allows for the mental discombobulation of huge numbers of susceptible people, afterwards marginalizing them by labeling them as insane? Such a system is ingenious, as it allows for a double dose of the deception; on the one hand, you get to confuse a lot of people, and then you get "rational" people to view these affairs as unimportant. This creates a false dichotomy: you can either believe in something that seems ridiculous to most people, or you can deny it altogether. In the meantime, the true nature of the deception is never questioned. This also allows for the creation of all sorts of misleading, false "spiritualities" which hold that any sort of contact with the "paranormal" is "spiritual," and therefore good, when in fact it might be anything but good. So when something like an "alien abduction" happens to a person, they look at it as sign of truth when it just exists to deceive." --Dark Sorcerer

The sheer philosophical significance of this more than likely boggles the minds of people that actually care about feeding their face, you know?  And what sort of marginal effects could this actually have on society as a whole?  Pondering these things, the reality started to crystallize that something important should be done.  So i decided to go take a walk to the store for some pop. Yeah.. i know... i should have told her to get me some, but how was i to know?  Go figure, lol.